I didn't think the comments from the 10year old girl a while ago could be beaten - I mean, what's weirder than imagining I may not come from this world (ok, don't answer that!), but an 8 year old boy today did:
Same question "where do you come from?" but added with the comment, "coz your accent sounds like you come from far away, like my friend who comes from..... Corsham."
Corsham is about 14 miles away from Devizes, hardly a foreign place.
I really do think this can't be beaten, but with children you never know, so watch this space!